A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between “potentially” and “realistically.”“Easy,” says his father. “First, ask Mom if she’d sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.”The boy runs off, then comes back and says, “She said yes.”“Now go ask your sister the same question,” advises the father.Again the boy runs off, and again he comes back and says, “She said yes.”“So, potentially, we’re sitting on two million dollars,” replies the father. “But, realistically, we’re living with a pair of whores.”

just started reading crime and punishment per request. that was it, right?

my bones ache, my whole body feels nervous and out of place. i haven't exercised in far too many days, and feel like my physique is going to melt away. Anyhow, i'm too tired to post anything thoughtful (to even scrap at thoughtful i need all my energon cubes) so instead, i'll post the best link i can find in the next five minutes


http://www.rationalenquirer.org/features/bomb_a_tron.php

http://www.notorious9.net/lightweight.htm

ronnie coleman soundboard!