the best thing the intraweb has produced ever (next to 'all your base are belong to us')

Meal 1:
20 Raw Eggs
2 Loaves of Bread
1 Bowl of Austrian Brand Steroids + 4 Litres of Milk
1 Apple
1 Ostrich

Post-Workout Shake:
1 Bottle Austrian Brand Steroids
10 Scoops of Protien Powder
25 Gallons of Milk

Meal 2:
1 Buffalo Head
5 liters Oatmeal

Meal 3:
20 Chickens
10 Baked Potatoes + Sour Cream
1 liter of milk

Meal 4: 1 Cow Leg
10lbs of Raw Salad
25 Bananas

meal 5: 5 Live Salmon (Swallow Whole)
5lbs Peanut Butter
1 Coconut

Meal 6:
10lbs Austrian Peanut

This is what I ate on an average day. Do not try this or your baby stomachs will explode.